Feb 24 2009
Chip Brundy Strikes Again! Part 1 & 2
Just to refresh everybody’s memory, Chip Brundy is Jen’s alter ego. Mine is C-Killa. Sometimes are our alter egos come out when we’re drunk.
Chip Brundy is a lovable news anchor. His favorite color is yellow. He loves to dance and drinks a lot of Bud Ice. He usually drunk texts girls with big titties in hopes of getting laid. Sometimes he forgets he’s done it.
C-Killa is a rapper whose real name is Cledus Killpatrick. He’s a black Irishman. He’ll say anything to get a girl to sleep with him. Some of his favorite things to do are drinking beer, taking naps & eating expired food.
They love to play Bomberman together!
Part 1 - Friday night I was hanging out at a bar with a girl who used to date Jen. We’ll call her Boobalicious. We all decided to head over to this one girl’s apartment. So 2 girls were in my backseat and they started fucking! Then I got pulled over and got a ticket for my registration being expired. I guess the cop saw my prior offenses because he asked me if I still drink. I said, not more than a couple beers. Boy, was he a sucker! Then he told us to buckle up and have a good night.
So I finally got home and realized I left my credit card at the bar. I still haven’t picked up that piece of shit yet. Well Chip Brundy calls me and says that his ex, Boobalicious called him at 3:00 am. I said, hmmm…that sounds like a booty call! He said that he bitched her out and told her that he was drunk and horny and hung up on her. I said, that wasn’t very smart! Well then I called Boobalicious. I just wanted to let her know I’d gotten home safely. And she said that Jen texted her. I said, she did?! What did she say?
Chip Brundy - 12:14 am All of that shit you said to me when we were dating 2 months ago was really fucked up! You really fucked up!
Oh Chip, you can’t use the same phrase in 2 sentances when you drunk text. Get creative man!
So I called Chip to let him know that he reason Boobalicious had called him was because of the text message. He said, oh shit! I don’t even remember doing that. So he looked thru his sent messages and found it. Oops. He also texted her around 3 am and asked her to come over. Then he texted her back again and said he’d quit texting her stupid shit.
Give it a rest Chip!
Part 2 - Saturday night, we get to the bar and I see Jen getting that crazy Chip Brundy look in her eyes. I said, okay Chip hand over your phone! Chip tried to argue. He did not want to hand over his phone. I said look, I’m doing this for your own good! You’re gonna get mad at somebody and start drunk texting them and then you’ll regret it. You’re gonna say stupid shit and you’re gonna be like oh god, why’d I do that?! So I got Chip’s phone and put it in my purse. He kept asking for it during the night. He said he just wanted to look and see if anybody had called. I said, no way! I’m keeping your phone. Towards the end of the night, Chip Brundy the shy, lovable news anchor worked up the courage to go talk to some hot, old cougar. Two times! He went right up to her and engaged in conversation. The bar was about to close and I could see that Chip was trying to lay down his mac so I nonchalantly walked up and gave him his phone back just in time to get that cougar’s phone number. Go Cougs!!
Chip Brundy was so happy that he didn’t drunk text anybody. It was a good night.
